2001 Good Morning Dave Wav File
2001 Good Morning Dave Wav File. Both versions were played, one for rehearsal in the morning and the other played live for evening broadcast.
MaximumD ONline - Movie WAVs MOVIE WAVs Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, 'Do NOT go in there! (84KB) Jim Carrey's famous laugh from Ace Ventura (12KB) Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, 'Just can't do it, Captain.I don't have the time!' (41KB) Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, 'Alrighty then!' (24KB) Lloyd Bridges from Airplane!, 'Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.' (28KB) Alicia Silverstone from Clueless, 'As if!' (48KB) Alyson Hannigan from American Pie, 'And one time, at band camp.'
(19KB) Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, 'Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!' (40KB) Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, 'Oh behave!' (38KB) Bill Paxton from Weird Science, 'The boozehounds return!' (21KB) Steve Carell from Bruce Almighty, 'I do the Cha-Cha like a sissy girl.' (36KB) Hilarious clip!! Taken from the Young Guns movie, 'Did you see the size of that chicken?' (32KB) Ronny Cox from Total Recall, 'I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.'
(71KB) Jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets, 'Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.'
(39KB) Tom Hanks from A League Of Their Own, 'There's no crying in baseball!' (29KB) Mel Gibson from the Lethal Weapon series, 'No, I'm chaos and he's mayhem.we're a double act.' (26KB) Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 'Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?' (35KB) Bruce Willis from Die Hard 2, 'What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?' (49KB) Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall, 'Consider that a divorce.' (29KB) Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall, 'C'mon.don't bullshit me.'
(17KB) Real hilarious clip from Lethal Weapon 2. Involves Joe Pesci ranting and raving about drive-thrus. Rated R, however. (206KB) Jack Nicholson as the Joker from Batman, 'This town needs an enema!' (10KB) Russell Crowe from Gladiator, 'Are you not entertained?!'
(62KB) Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, 'Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!' (43KB) Tom Cruise from War Of The Worlds, 'No Robbie, not like Europe!' (81KB) Clip taken from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, 'Excellent!' (11KB) One of the most famous quotes from the James Bond series.
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From Goldfinger: 'No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!' (100KB) Famous clip from Cool Hand Luke, 'What we've got here is.failure to communicate.' (111KB) Emilio Estevez from the Young Guns series, 'Yoo-hoo! I'll make ya famous.' (37KB) Walter Matthau from Grumpy Old Men, 'Why don't you do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow!'
(52KB) Jim Carrey from Ace Ventura, 'Yes! Can you feel that buddy? (69KB) Robert Stack from Airplane!, 'Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been.' (59KB) Steve Carell from Bruce Almighty, 'In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France!'
(86KB) Funny line from Stripes, 'Any you guys call me Francis.and I'll kill you.' (45KB) One of the all-time favorite lines from Gone With The Wind, 'Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.'
(47KB) Clint Eastwood's signature line from the Dirty Harry series, 'Go ahead.make my day.' (32KB) From the James Bond movie Live And Let Die, 'What the hell is goin' on?!' (34KB) Robin Williams from Good Morning, Vietnam, 'Good morning, Vietnam!!' (47KB) Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, 'Oh, groovy baby!' (26KB) Dennis Hopper from Speed, 'Do not attempt to grow a brain!' (27KB) Dana Carvey from Wayne's World, 'I think I'm gonna hurl!'
(19KB) Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon 2, 'I'm surprised you haven't heard about me. You know, I've got a bad reputation.sometimes I just go nuts like now.' (121KB) Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator, 'I'll be back.' (12KB) From the James Bond movie Goldeneye, 'I am invincible!' (36KB) The eerie tune that lets you know that the shark is coming in Jaws (57KB) Jack Nicholson from The Shining, 'Here's Johnny!'
(33KB) The famous line from Wizard Of Oz, 'Toto, I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore'. (50KB) Jim Carrey from The Mask, 'I was just killin' time.' (31KB) Dustin Hoffman from Rain Man, 'K-Mart sucks.' (13KB) From Raiders Of The Lost Ark, 'I'll tell you everything!' 'Yes.I know you will.'
(149KB) Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator 2, 'Hasta la vista, baby.' (39KB) Jim Carrey from The Mask, 'Let's rock this joint!' (52KB) Funny line from Stripes, 'Lighten up, Francis.' (25KB) Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, 'Stop crying like a little girl.' (17KB) Peter Finch from Network, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!' (41KB) Jennifer Elise Cox from The Brady Bunch Movie, 'Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!'
(19KB) Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, 'It could have been the soft mattress or it could have been the midnight rape.' (71KB) Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood, 'I drink your milkshake! slurping sound I drink it up!'
(169KB) Billy Bob Thornton's character from Sling Blade makes this sound (35KB) Mike Myers from Wayne's World, 'Yah.and monkeys might fly out of my butt.' (26KB) Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, 'You motorboatin' son-of-a-bitch, you old sailor, you!' (80KB) Sean Penn from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, 'Oh, narley!!' (22KB) From the James Bond movie Octopussy, 'You have a nasty habit of surviving!' (83KB) Kevin Spacey from American Beauty, 'Have a nice day.' (22KB) From the James Bond movie The World Is Not Enough, 'Can't you just say hello, like a normal person?' (79KB) Dana Carvey from Wayne's World, 'I'm not worthy!
I'm not worthy!' (67KB) Mike Myers from Wayne's World, 'No way!' (21KB) Lee Ermey (the drill instructor) from Full Metal Jacket, 'What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!' (39KB) Ray Walston from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, 'What are you people, on dope?!' (50KB) Jim Carrey from The Mask, 'It's party time!'
(43KB) Bill Murray from Stripes, 'You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!' (31KB) Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, 'Looks like Chuck's takin' a ride on the Wild Baloney Pony!' (51KB) Dennis Hopper from Speed, 'Pop quiz, hotshot!'
(18KB) Adam Sandler from Happy Gilmore, 'The price is wrong, bitch!' (23KB) Tom Hanks from Apollo 13, 'Houston, we have a problem.' (26KB) Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, 'Why don't you try gettin' jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems? (63KB) Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction, 'Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?'
(29KB) Mike Myers from the Austin Powers movies, 'Very randy!' (15KB) Jim Carrey from The Mask, 'You were good, kid, real good.
But as long as I'm around you'll always be second-best, see?' (57KB) Funny clip by Jack Nicholson from As Good As It Gets. He's explaining how he can write women so well. (78KB) Dialog taken from Airplane!
Leslie Nielson's character thinks that Robert Hays is calling him Shirley. (42KB) Rebecca DeMornay from Wedding Crashers, 'You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!' (25KB) Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty, 'Smite me, oh mighty smiter!' (43KB) Jim Carrey from The Mask, 'Ssssmmokin'!' (49KB) Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood, 'Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense!'
(93KB) H.A.L. From 2001: A Space Odyssey, 'I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.'
(30KB) Tommy Lee Jones from The Fugitive, 'Well think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate donut with some of those little sprinkles on top, will ya?' (69KB) Foreign student from Stripes with the only phrase he knows. (23KB) Jim Carrey from The Mask, 'That's a spicy meatball!' (35KB) Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers, 'Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood?' (33KB) Jim Carrey from The Mask, 'Oooh! Somebody stop me!' (94KB) Bruce Campbell from Evil Dead 2, 'Swallow this!'
(11KB) Clip taken from Die Hard, 'Oh my God, the quarterback is toast!' (31KB) From Blazing Saddles, 'You use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.' (36KB) Bill Paxton from Weird Science, 'Good morning, turdbrain!' (18KB) Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men, 'You can't handle the truth!' (21KB) Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop, 'It's not a tumor!' (23KB) Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men, 'Yeah, looks like Chuck's takin' the skinboat to Tunatown!' (55KB) Robert DeNiro from Copland, 'You blew it!!
You blew it!' (31KB) Sean Penn from Fast Times At Ridgemont High, 'Hey bud, what's your problem?' (17KB) John Travolta from Face/Off, 'Wheee! What a predicament!' (32KB) Classic sound byte from Blazing Saddles: 'Scuse me while I whip this out.' (42KB) Bill Murray from Stripes, 'There's something wrong with us.something very, very wrong with us!'
(48KB) Mike Myers from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery, 'Yeah, baby!'
(82K) (82K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.' (57K) (57K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?' (126K) (126K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.' (61K) (61K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'It can only be attributable to human error.'
(18K) (18K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'I've just picked up a fault.' (10K) (10K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Goodbye.' (32K) (32K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Fifteen minutes to ignition, all systems nominal.' (52K) (52K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: '(From 2010) Good morning, Dr. I'm ready for my first lesson.' (215K) (215K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Let me put it this way, Mr.
The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical defintion of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.'
(35K) (35K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well.' (34K) (34K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Sorry about this. I know it's a bit silly.' (22K) (22K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Thank you for a very enjoyable game.' (41K) (41K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Good evening, Dave. Everything's running smoothly.
(20K) (20K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: '(From 2010)I understand now, Dr. (27K) (27K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: '(From 2010)There is a message for you.'
(50K) (50K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.' (7K) (7K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Just a moment.' (27K) (27K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'There is no question about it.' (18K) (18K) (iPhone ringtone) Dave: 'Open the pod bay doors please, HAL.' (90K) (90K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: '(From 2010)I'm completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.' (69K) (69K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'It's puzzling, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before.' (17K) (17K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Are you quite sure?'
(18K) (18K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Everything is going extremely well.' (70K) (70K) (iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.'